#i seriously do not understand i mean he’s the cutest sweetest guy to ever exist and i would have taken the damn #peanuts because why the hell does it matter if he’s short and scrawny he’s amazing and cares so much for other people #and it hurts to think that for so long he was looked down on and looked at like /that/ girl is #he’s offering you some fucking peanuts why do you look like he just offered you a handful of boogers #godammit i love steve rogers and i don’t care if he’s captain america or not he’s a wonderful human being that deserves love and happiness #and respect and people should aspire to be like him (via themouthymerc)
how does privilege interact with free will? the answer may surprise you! one young antichrist discovers how to avert armageddon and assert humanity’s importance and agency with this one WEIRD TRICK! archangels HATE HIM!!!
Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.
Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?
Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.
No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh.
Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Anything causes them
Favorite answer so far.
Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times
Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off